It's spring I tell ya, I have photos to prove it!

Because yesterday’s post was more of a rant, I’ve decided to write a proper update today :)

As always happens this time of year, I’m feeling more and more refreshed by the lighter mornings. I like the comfort of darkness, but the light is so invigorating! I walk in to work and it takes me roughly 50 minutes. Being able to see the sun, for at least parts of my journey, is wonderful. Last weekend SMP and I walked around and saw crocuses of various colours spring up around the Meadows. I snapped a shot of one for you! :)

We also went to see a small exhibit at the National Library of Scotland. It was a little commemorative piece on Scott’s South Pole expedition. It’s free to go on and have a look, follow this link for more info: http://www.nls.uk/news. 

A Shakespeare exhibit followed on after this, so SMP and I had a look here too. It was about Shakespeare through the ages, and I think I was most amused by the magnetic board with lots of fridge magnet words on it that you could re-arrange in to Shakespearian style quotes. My sentence obviously included villainous, lusty harlots or something like that, hehe. In my defence, I don’t think SMP’s sentence was much better! :P

Yesterday I went through to Glasgow to view a flat. From my previous post, you can all see how wonderfully (or not :P) that went, so I won’t go in to that aspect further. What I will say is that we did an awful lot of walking. Miles and miles and miles. After the flat viewing SMP and I decided to indulge in a McDonald’s meal. Here I also picked up a free magazine about events happening in Glasgow in the coming months. There are so many wonderful things happening! One of the things that struck me was an experimental library. Part of the Glasgow International Festival of Visual Art, selected works by 50 artists will be available to borrow at the Mitchell Library from late April to early May. The idea is that art shouldn’t just be available in galleries. I think this is a brilliant idea and am hoping SMP and I will be settled enough by then to give this a go! For more information about the festival in general, please see their website: http://www.glasgowinternational.org/. Wear sunglasses, as it has a bright neon green background! :P For information specifically about the Art Lending Library, go here: http://www.glasgowinternational.org/index.php/events/view/art_lending_library/. 

Another fascinating event is No Meal is Complete Without Conversation. It’s odd and interesting, but I think they explain themselves better than I can, so visit their site! http://www.glasgowinternational.org/index.php/events/view/open_glasgow_no_meal_is_complete_without_conversation/. 

While walking around town SMP and I came across an Antique Fair at Kelvin Hall. Apparently there’s one held here every month, and I immediately went in to nesting mode. “We should go!” I announced, and we did! :) It’s £1 to get in, a small price I feel. Don’t get me wrong, the majority of it was a bit naf and musty. Also, I know Blu-Ray is apparently da bomb, but I don’t think DVDs can be classified as antiques just yet! But in between some of the car boot sale items were some gems. A beautiful set of 2 decanters in a stand, each with a small silver (or silver plated) placard, one for Whisky, the other for Gin = £15! Bargain! Another gentleman had properly antique Victorian era silverware, and the prices were in the triple digit regions, beyond my limits at this time! There were also swords, funny little instruments and paraphernalia. I think I shall be returning once I’ve got a home to decorate again!

We also went to a “Vintage Market” just off Buchanan Street, and I was very disappointed. It was more the Basement of Homemade Earrings & Soap, with the occasional old T-shirt strewn about. Nothing was what I would call vintage, but SMP and I did enjoy a homemade cupcake made with Oreos, nom nom nom!

I also managed to snap a wonderful shot of Buchanan Street on my phone. We started the day with sun, but then it snowed and then there was more sun and then more snow! When the snow left the street was wet and it reflected the pale light:

I’m not saying it’s a great photo, by all accounts it’s overexposed, but I like it and the effect of the shiny street! :) I love Buchanan Street for it's beautiful architecture and it's giant metal peacock perched on one of the buildings!

SMP also showed me The Lighthouse (http://www.glasgow.gov.uk/en/Visitors/TheLighthouse/). This is down a bit of a dark alleyway, so I was hesitant, but it really is lovely! One of their current exhibits is about community culture, specifically surrounding Britain’s High Streets. It was a lovely display, and it also tipped its hat to Copenhagen and its promotion of the bicycle as a means of inner city transport! It made me think about the changing role of exhibits, and if the display of information and fact can be labelled as art. I think in this instance it definitely can! Another of their floors is permanently dedicated to Rennie Mackintosh, a Glaswegian architect. From this floor you can also go up to a viewing tower. From here I shot some pictures of Glasgow’s city centre skyline:

It's definitely a different sight than Edinburgh's skyline! :)

Despite the fact that it snowed, I think Spring is definitely around the corner and there will be much to do! Back in Edinburgh, the Edinburgh Lectures start tomorrow! I’m going to the talk on women in astronomy, and I’m sure it’ll be very interesting (and give me yet another thing to go on about! :P). 

I hope everyone is having a wonderful weekend!

The Pitfalls of Flat-Hunting

This post isn't as thoughtful and cerebral as I'd like, but I had to share my recent experience!

Flat hunting can be an interesting process. I suppose there are some usual pitfalls, like someone got there before you and the flat is gone before you even viewed it. Or maybe the reality didn’t really match the promises made by the pictures and the description. 

What happened today was a new one on me. Let me tell you a story, dearest readers!

We arrived to The Flat a bit early. I noted some rust on the gate, and how maybe that particular front door wouldn’t be my first choice as a property-owner. The agent arrived on time and opens the doors and finds an activated alarm for which he doesn’t have a de-activation code. “Go on in” he says, looking for his phone for a quick call to the landlord. During the blaring alarm Significant Man Person (SMP) and I have a quick wander, trying to ignore the smell of old person’s flat. Old person’s decor is less easy to escape, but it wasn’t a deal breaker by any means. The kitchen was small-ish, and had an under-the-counter fridge. This is advertised as a two bedroomed property, and I am of the opinion that a halfling fridge is inappropriate in a rental flat for two people. I start to feel not impressed. There’s a room just off the kitchen. At first I think “Ooh, second living room!” but then a dread feeling rises. This is the main bedroom. There are only two other rooms left unseen, the bathroom and the “second” bedroom. While this is an odd layout, I wouldn’t have been overly bothered if it hadn’t been for the fact that SMP and I would have to walk THROUGH the bedroom to get to the kitchen. There is no other access to the kitchen than this supposed “bedroom”. I’ve heard of en-suite bathrooms, but an en-suite kitchen is a bit too much, even for a food-lover like me. 

Okay, so it wasn’t a great flat, I can live with that, but what happened next turned me off completely. Back in the living room the “Property Manager” starts rattling on about how this is gonna go really quickly and they only have 20 properties to let our because, wow, it’s going so fast, you have to get in there, if you like it you can secure it with £250, bla bla bla. Two voices resonate in my head, simultaneously. The first one is The Voice of Arrogance, querying in a sarcastic tone “Is this actually happening?” (usually indicated by me raising my right eyebrow). The second is The Voice of Attitude, and this one is going “Bitch, please” (and is usually accompanied by a raised left eyebrow). Mr Property Manager is trying to stress me in to giving him my hard-earned money! I would like to point out that the property has been listed since the 2nd of February. Oh yeah, Mr Hot Shot, it’s right FLYING off the rack, this ‘un. Please, don’t insult me. I’ve been to more viewings that you’ve had girlfriends, your spiel isn’t going to work on me, especially not since they’re asking £695 a month for it. He asks what else SMP and I are looking for. I advise that we’re looking for 2 bedrooms, unfurnished, around this price range. He offers to show us another flat around the corner, and we agree. Again the spiel begins. “Actually”, he tells us, “there’s a girl flying in from Ireland with the money on Monday, but I told her it’s first come first served, bla bla bla”. He shows us in. It’s a nice flat, nice location, good sun, nice sized rooms, but again, the small fridge. Then it comes; it’s furnished. Hang on a minute, did you not hear me before, Mr Property Manager? And AGAIN with the rush “Yeah, this girl from Ireland, she’s coming in at 9 on Monday morning, but if you want it, just text me, or call me and I’ll meet you in town and get the £250 holding fee”. He even handed me his business card and said he’d call me later. Wow, desperate much?

This is the most appalling behaviour I’ve witnessed in a while. I am NOT forking out my cash for a property I don’t love, or at least like a LOT. And for the second one, come on dude, don’t be nasty! The property went up yesterday, Friday, and there’s someone coming to see it, ready to pay you cash-in-hand on the following Monday. That’s no less than excellent and you’re still trying to rent it ONE day earlier, seriously? You said so yourself that the flat wouldn’t be available to live in until early March, so what's the point?!

A landlord/letting agency duo are not doing me a favour by letting me live in a house, it’s a service that I pay quite dearly for. What happened today has put me off that letting agency entirely. I wish I had the backbone and sass to tell Mr Property Manager where he can stuff his hard sell!

On a more positive note, I have high hopes for another flat closer to town, their staff are lovely and un-pretentious on the phone!

This is really more a rant than a proper blog post, I shall write something less rage-filled in a few days! Thanks for reading and feel free to share tales of doom when viewing flats or houses for sale or rent! :)

Ch-ch-ch-changes!

Decisions are made, plans are drawn up (and you may have noticed that I have a great love of lists :P).

I am revisiting a promise I make to myself often, which is to shift some weight. And by “shift” I mean abandon them on the roadside like a cigarette end or apple core flung out of a car window by a speeding motorist on the motorway. I mean, don’t get me wrong, I am grateful for my lipids, and in the off chance of some horrific disaster I’m sure my saddlebags could keep me sustained for quite a while. But let’s face it, I’m not a camel or an elephant seal (thank the Gods, for they are UGLY as sin!), I could do with becoming leaner, like a leopard or something. Except.. less climbing trees. Getting up isn’t really the problem, but I really don’t like climbing back down again! However, this time I am going to be a bit more relaxed, and chill out about it. I don’t believe in cutting something out forever, because I am never going to stick to that kind of plan. I *like* carbs and protein and vegetables, and all of them are necessary for my body to function. So no, I’m not going to fret over whether I can allow myself one breadstick, as long as I don’t eat the whole box :P My problem has always been that of moderation, I just can’t get enough of a good thing! 

So that’s change number one.

Another thing is that I have made a list of epicness. It’s 101 things to do in 1001 days. If you search the internet for that phrase you will find a million lists like this, filled with peoples’ wishes about what they would like to accomplish in 2 and a half years (roughly). I am not going to post my list, because some of it is personal to me and those I choose to share it with. However I can tell you that one goal on my list is to go without soda for 30 days. I drank way too much of it over the Christmas & New Year period and figured a mini detox from it would do me good now. I started on the 7th of January, and today I admitted defeat. I spent the last two weekends with my Significant Man Person (SMP) at his house, and it’s easier to decline the offer of soda when you’re a guest in someone’s home! But this weekend he visited me, and a bottle was brought in to my house. Even the smell of coke in a glass was tempting me, and I was trying to be good. But by the end of his visit there was enough left in the bottle for a small glass. Defeat never tasted so sugary and delicious! :P I will of course re-visit my 30 day challenge at a later time, but I am glad I had these two weeks off!

Another new happening in my life: My phone broke. My iPhone lasted for years until my constant use killed it. My replacement HTC barely lasted a month before it started acting up. It started off with it thinking I had pressed a button I hadn’t, and delayed reaction time. I put it down to the cold, but as it carried on I got increasingly frustrated. Then my home and back buttons stopped working. Then, right in the middle of texting someone, the spacebar stopped working. So I was forced to either writemysentenceswiththewordsaltogetherlikethis OR to_write_like_some_teenager_with_a_mopey_attitude. I was not pleased. I went to O2 and spoke to a Guru (Guru, really? Come on O2, what’s wrong with Tech Support?). They said “Yes, hmmm, it’s probably a software error”. I was recommended to back up my stuff and return afterwards so that my new baby could be sent away to the mobile hospital (the baby and hospital thing is me talking, not the Guru! :P). On Saturday the 21st I returned, ready for my phone to be shipped off and doctored. In the mean time I was given a courtesy phone. IT’S A NOKIA!!! I haven’t had a Nokia in what feels like a million years. And wow, after several years with a touch screen and qwerty keyboard it’s really weird texting “old school” (or morse code style according to my dad! :P). I am disappointed that this Nokia C1-01 does not have the game Snake, but hey, it calls and sends texts, I won’t complain! It’s also infinitely lighter than all the fancy smart phones it almost feels like a toy, hehe. It’s so cute!!!

The three updates above are really about rather shallow things, body & accessories topics “R” us was not really the main theme of this blog, now was it? What’s happening in the brains department, Miss Sophie?

Well, I am in the middle of reading Life on Air by David Attenborough. I say “middle”, but I’m really three quarters through, hehe. I have admired David Attenborough for a long time, he’s been an institution in my life since I can remember. As a child I was the one who’d watch Discovery Channel & Animal Planet and the like, I loved natural history and animals with a passion. So it’s no surprise that several of the productions featuring him have crossed my path. This winter I’ve been wanting to learn more about people, and so more biographies have been added to my wishlist than ever before. After seeing Frozen Planet on BB iPlayer, this book landed itself in to my Christmas Wishlist. I was very kindly given it as a present and I’ve been working my way through it. Normally I can devour a book of this size (some 400 odd pages) within an evening or two, but I felt like savouring this one. My respect and admiration for David Attenborough has risen from its already elevated position in my estimation. The book is incredibly well written and covers his life from being hired by BBC up until near present day. The anecdotes are well placed and often witty and tell a story of a remarkable life and career. It is mostly centered around his professional life, but he brings in comments about his personal life to bring it in to context. He is generous with his “name dropping”, which is wonderful for an inquisitive person like me, as I’m now tempted to look up these other remarkable people he’s met! I could go on about this book forever, but seriously, just go read it. I’ll lend it to you! 

What other things should tantalize my brain? Well, the Edinburgh Lectures programme for the next half year has been posted! It can be found here: http://edinburghlectures.wordpress.com/programme-2012/. For a very small sum of money I have the opportunity to attend varied and interesting lectures on various topics. I have chosen the first one on the programme,  A Celebration of Women in Astronomy, and am awaiting my ticket arriving in the post. £6 for an interesting lecture is money well spent in my opinion. I don’t know overly much about astronomy, but here’s my chance to hear more about those who do (or did). 

So we’ve covered mind, body and tech today, not bad really :P I’ve not mentioned heart or soul, but I hope you’ll trust me when I say I have both areas covered! :)

I hope everyone has had a lovely weekend and wishing you all the best in the week ahead!

Now.. How Long Until Easter?

Hello again, Friends!

I hope everyone has had a thoroughly enjoyable Christmas and New Years Eve. If you haven’t, then chin up! There’s plenty of time to make it better for next time round! :)

I had a most excellent time back with my family who live in Norway. My mum has three dogs, each with an enormous capacity for cuddles, so needless to say I was covered in dog hair for most of the trip. Luckily I don’t care about that sort of thing :)

As per usual Christmas included the development of the additional Christmas Stomach. There is no logic or science behind this, but it is clearly the only way that much food can exist inside a person. Now, for me the stuffing of my face is partly due to the fact that I can’t get some of this food in Britain. At least not without taking a picture of a pig to a butcher and going “yes, that bit!”. It’s a bit more effort than I normally would make, so Christmas (or any trip home really) is an ideal excuse to eat ALL the food I can’t get here, from roast pig to snacks and yes, even a type of breakfast yoghurt! 

Our dinner table on the 24th (when we celebrate Christmas in Scandinavia)

Apart from the dogs and the food my trip was excellent, which made the idea of going back to Edinburgh and back to work all the worse. But I survived! As we often do, despite the end-of-weekend/holiday fear. 

New Years Eve was also lovely! My Significant Man Person (we’ll call him SMP for short, shall we?) came through to Edinburgh and we had a lovely dinner. It was not the dinner I had planned, but it was still delicious! Breast of chicken stuffed with slices of chorizo, with fried potatoes. Cheesecake and ice cream for dessert. The New Year was laughed in with stand up comedy DVDs and snuggles. New Years Eve doesn’t really do much for me as the first of January doesn’t really feel very “new” :P SMP and I slung back and relaxed with excessive violence, watching Starship Troopers and then onwards to the cinema for a showing of The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo. Excellent film, but there were scenes that made me very uncomfortable, and it is most definitely appropriately rated at 18. Having said that, I can recommend it, both Daniel Craig and Rooney Mara did very well, and I love Stellan Skarsgaard, so it was two thumbs up from me! :)

New Years Quests

Resolution. Res-o-lu-tion. Rez-uh-loo-shuhn. 

According to the Dictionary, the definition of the above is as follows:

1. A formal expression of opinion or intention made, usually after voting, by a formal organisation, a legislature, a club or other group.
2. A resolve or determination.
3. The act of resolving or determining upon an action or course of action, method or procedure, etc.
4. The mental state or quality of being resolved or resolute; firmness of purpose.
5. The act or process of resolving or separating into constituent or elementary parts. 

Yes, there will be a short test later! Hehe. 

If you add the word New Year’s before Resolution it essentially translates in to: “Stuff I told myself I would do last year which I never got round to because I was so busy doing that life things”. Or perhaps, like me, you were exceptionally vague in your last years resolution that you aren’t satisfied with the result and need to repeat the experience. An example from my life is putting “Lose weight”, but never adding the pressure of stating how many kilos or pounds need to get trimmed off before I stuff my face with Christmas food again! 

Sometimes I get an overwhelming sense of deja vu and I think some of it is partly due to magazine headlines. This time of year they are all the same! “How to stick to your resolutions!”, “How to drop a dress size by Valentines Day”, “Tone your flab so the ladies will love you” (I’m obviously (or hopefully) paraphrasing). Without fail these headlines appear in publications both frivolous and supposedly serious. Maybe they should be honest and write “We know you hate yourself a little right now, so here’s how we can re-inforce this by pretending to help you!” What a boring way to spend my year! I’ve decided to keep important lifestyle decisions separate to jolly New Years wishes. I’ve also decided that I am renouncing the depressing resolution style that reads “I wasn’t good enough at something last year, I need to do better this time”. 

So, in keeping with the blog in general, I am making some New Years Quests instead. These will be fun things that will require some effort and money on my part, but I am certain I will enjoy! If I enjoy them I am more likely to actually carry them out, hehe. 

A few of them include:

1. Host a Christmas party (so I have some time to plan, haha!).
2. Complete the cross stitch pattern I bought because it reminded me of a friend (I’m not telling too much so it’ll still be a bit of a surprise! :P).
3. Go on a Scottish holiday with SMP.
4. Take at least three singing lessons - because singing is great and makes me feel good.

I haven’t finished thinking up all the fun things I’d like to do, but it’s certainly enough to start with. I want to make 2012 fun, not kickstart it with a guilt trip about the pretty good year I have just had! 2011 was good to me, but I suppose it helped that I was good to me too! :D

I am going to finish off now, with best wishes to you all for a fabulous new year. Live it wonderful and live it well, we'll never get a 2012 again! :)

Frozen Planet - Warm Miss Sophie

Remember how my task for November was to watch Terminator and The Terminator 2? I've not done that yet, but this weekend, for sure! Yes I'm cutting it fine, a procrastinator even with my own hobbies! :P

Instead I will subject you to some of my writing, an interlude of sorts between tasks. 

Fact about my life; I have no TV. Actually, that’s a bit of a lie, I ‘take care’ of my old flatmate’s TV. He moved away back to Denmark and moving a 37” television wasn’t really high on his list of priorities at the time. But I have no subscription to TV channels. I have been given a Freeview box, but lack the necessary cables to connect said box. To be honest, I don’t really miss it. Apart from a tear-jerking episode of Extreme Makeover: Home Edition of course, hehe. 

I’m a little nerd at heart, and educational tidbits have always pleased me more than the Simon Cowell Thinks You Have The Talent Factor sort shows. So when a chance to watch Frozen Planet on BBC iPlayer came about, I took the opportunity to combine my three loves; The Internet, nature shows and David Attenborough. 

I would honestly recommend it to anyone who can watch it, but I don’t know how licensing laws work, so it may not be accessible to people outside the UK. 

The series follows certain animals at both the Arctic and Antarctic. In some instances it follows specific individuals or families. Watching some of the clips brought to mind a quote mentioned in the film G. I. Jane, a poem by D. H. Lawrence:

"I never saw a wild thing sorry for itself.

A small bird will drop frozen dead from a bough

without ever having felt sorry for itself"

If I had been watching this show when I was a bit younger, I would have felt sad about the hard lives that these animals, particularly the predators, lead. Sometimes I still feel a bit sad, but it seems almost insulting for me to pity animals who are so magnificent and so well adapted to their environments. According to the program, nine out of ten Polar Bear hunting attempts fail, but they keep going, because they have to. I often can’t even be bothered going to the shop for food, preferring to rake through my cupboards and calling a biscuit, some rice and an egg a ‘meal’. 

I’ve been going through a bit of a morose mood lately. Maybe it’s the oncoming winter. I don’t think I have proper Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD), perhaps just a sprinkle of it every so often. I had a bout of illness in the beginning of November which stole my voice for about a week. It made me realise just how miserable it is to sick and alone. In an un-gracious moment, I gave a one-fingured salute to the idea of doing housework, preferring to bundle up with a hot water bottle in bed over doing the dishes. I don’t think I’ve really gotten out of that funk yet. Watching shows like Frozen Planet makes me think a bit about how fortunate I am. When I’m cold I can turn the heating on, if I’m hungry I can buy or make food with very little real effort. I draw the line at courtship, those penguins have it easy, they’ve never tried Internet dating! But overall, the more I watch this, the more my mood improves (because Polar Bear cubs are so cute!), and I start thinking to myself ‘Come on Miss, make the effort!”. It’s now my new aim to install a new lightbulb in my living room, to replace the one that blew on the 31st of October (yes, I’ve been that bad :P).

Because I’m also an emotional sap, I get really weepy at certain parts. Like learning that Albatrosses mate for life and can stay with a partner for over 50 years! If a pair have been apart for some time they do a little grooming dance. They even showed footage of behaviour that can only be described as ‘cuddling’. For a long time I had regarded the mighty Seahorse as the most ‘romantic’ animal, as they link their tails together every morning to do a little dance. However I think the Albatross couples have the Seahorses beat! Also, much admiration for the Snowy Owl parents, because their dedication to their ‘Owlettes’ is astonishing, considering just how UGLY these baby Owls are. I mean, yikes. Never has fluff been so horrendously arranged. I also saw some very fat penguins, and wonder if they get cellulite and stretch marks? I suppose it doesn’t really matter to them, they’re gonna get laid no matter what! :P

Watching shows like this makes me want to learn more, and during some of the South Pole clips, David Attenborough (the God of Narrators) mentions the trials of Amundsen and Scott. Being half-Norwegian, I really should know more about Roald Amundsen than I do. Living in the UK, I should also learn more about Scott as well. From reading some of the book reviews about Scott, it seems the general populace is divided in to two camps; Scott the Idealist Adventurer vs Scott the Victorian Ignorant. Ideally I’d like to read an account without too much bias, but it is proving difficult to find. I have tentatively placed one book about Scott in my Amazon wishlist, in the hopes that it will prove a good read. Books about Amundsen have also gone on to the list, as well as a book about Fridtjof Nansen for the Northern perspective. 

To my pleasant surprise, I discovered that in the making of this programme, the BBC have teamed up with Open University, who not only have a free poster for the show, but also a wee free course on some ‘Frozen Planet’ topics. I think I’ll give it a go!

If you are at all keen on watching Frozen Planet, please feel free to follow this link to the first episode: http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00zj1q5/Frozen_Planet_To_the_Ends_of_the_Earth/. 

Just for fun, I've also included the link to a free Frozen Planet poster which you can get from the Open University. I know I'll be getting one! http://www.open.edu/openlearn/nature-environment/natural-history/get-your-free-frozen-planet-poster

Starting with a Plan

So apparently I’m blogging now. Why? Firstly a lot of my friends and family don’t live close by. And by that I mean we have to make expensive long distance phone calls and occasionally account for timezone differences. So blogging is a good way for me to keep them updated (whether they want to be or not) about what I’m up to. While I love Twitter, 140 characters isn’t really enough, and Facebook... I like Facebook too, but again, it’s not the best medium for this sort of adventure. Secondly, I guess I like to hear myself talk. Or is it to watch myself write? :P And lastly, it seems like fun and I have a project!

In an attempt to make this less like a very public diary, I have given myself lessons or tasks to complete each month. Why? Well apparently I am lacking in some skills and experiences that other people find necessary. Other lessons I’ve added for the sheer fun, because *I* would like to learn new things :)

Some of the people reading this will know me already, but others may not. So I’ll try to introduce myself briefly here: 

I’m a 20-something person of a female sex. I live in Edinburgh in Scotland and have done so for just over 5 years now. My passport says ‘Dansk/Danish/Danoise’ under Nationality. Those who know me personally will know my real name, but I have chosen not to disclose all of it here as I work in the public sector. So what shall I call myself instead? My username is Kitsune because I am a fangirl of Japanese fox spirits, and foxes in general, but it's not really a name :P

When I was 16 I decided Miss Sophie was a brilliant "pseudonym", partially because of this brilliant piece of comedy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1v4BYV-YvA

My family and I will watch this every New Year’s Eve. I remember the days before YouTube and video sharing when I could only watch that clip on that particular day. Now I can watch it when I feel like it, which is really quite brilliant! My brother sometimes calls me  Miss Sophie, or Sophie Ducks, with a delightfully fake Cockney accent :D

Anywho! I had a lovely childhood, the usual teen-angst and now the uncertainty that plagues a 20-something girl-person who doesn’t know what to do in life! Along the way I’ve been awesome places, seen groovy things and meet lovely people. But apparently there are some things I’ve missed out on. Ask me about a lot of pop culture films, particularly from the 80s and 90s, and I’ll give you a blank stare. So I’ve decided that it’s time to tackle this, hence my project: The Education of Miss Sophie. I have lined up three tasks to complete within the next three months.

Task Number One 

Watch The Terminator, followed by Terminator 2: Judgement Day. 

According to my friends I can be forgiven for not watching films 3 and 4 (Thank Goodness). Why has this made the list? Well mostly so I can cross it off another list of mine (I’ll tell you more about this another day, I think). If I had £1 for every time I’ve heard someone say “You haven’t seen TERMINATOR?!” I would be able to go out for a cheap-to-midrange-priced meal, haha. I have decided that this will take place at some point during the month of November. And I shall keep you all posted (aren’t you lucky? ^.^) about what I think.

I may add another popular film in there, just for kicks. 

Lesson Two 

Learn how to make Tiramisu.  

I did home economics at school in Norway, and I can make a sponge cake. I can even make actual food. But I’ve never made Tiramisu before, but I think that any cake that has alcohol in it must be a brilliant thing. And the soft sponge layer.. and the creamy mascarpone.. mmmm! Delicious! This is my task for December, and may involve me gaining even more weight than normal over the festive season, but it will be worth it! :P Speaking of festive season and winter weather, we will move on to

Lesson Three 

Learn how to Knit (Properly). 

I say properly because I learned to knit once back when I was about 10. I managed to knit a “scarf” which barely wrapped around my neck, in the colours of a football (for any Americans tuning in: I mean “soccer”) team I was delusional enough to think I supported at the time. The football fad lasted for about a month; the defective scarf rolled around in a box of memorabilia for years. Now that I’m older, I have decided that I am not going to be defeated by yarn. I am going to make myself a scarf, and it is going to be amazing. So there! :D This is another December task, but I am giving myself a deadline of finishing the scarf by the end of January. Scarf pattern and design have yet to be decided, watch this space!

There will be more tasks to follow, but I think this is a half-decent start. For the last two lessons I will be relying on other blogs and websites for help and advice, and who knows, I may even share a lesson or two myself on other topics! No matter what the outcome, I’ll be having a lot of fun! :D